“I'm a very stable genius.”
“I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.”
“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
“We're going to build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
“We're going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning.”
“I alone can fix it.”
“The FAKE NEWS media is the enemy of the American people.”
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”
“Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvases or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals.”
“I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius... and a very stable genius at that!”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
“Great being with the Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food... I p...”
“We're going to make America great again. Big league, folks. Big league.”
“We had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen.”
“I have the best people. I only hire the best.”
“My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”
“Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself.”
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute... is there a way we can do something like that by injection?”
“I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters just like you, just to see what would happen.”
“We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides.”
“You had some very fine people on both sides.”
“Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”
“I'm a tough cookie.”
“It looked like a million, million and a half people.”
“When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“I went to the Wharton School of Finance, the best school, and I was a really good student.”
“Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody.”
“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.”
“He wrote me beautiful letters, and they're great letters. We fell in love.”
“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault.”
“I have good genes. All I know is I have good genes... It's all in the family.”
“I have one of the greatest memories of all time.”
“Things are going very very well. Very solid. Very very solid.”
“Tremendous. Tremendous things are happening, believe me.”
“Most people don't even know he was a Republican. Does anyone know? A lot of people don't know that.”
“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument.”
“It was a perfect call. A perfect, perfect phone call.”
“I cannot imagine why.”
“I'm taking hydroxychloroquine. A couple of weeks ago, I started taking it.”
“I have a great, great great great, I mean really great, really great military.”
“Tariff is the most beautiful word in the dictionary.”
“I really like Big Macs and Quarter Pounders... All the fast food in America, it's great.”
“I feel like a movie star when you can't have an entourage around you.”
“The media is the enemy of the American people.”
“We're fighting the invisible enemy.”
“I'm a great patriot.”
“It's a beautiful crowd tonight. Very beautiful crowd.”
“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”
“Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”
“It's the China virus. It's not racist at all.”
“I have a great and unmatched wisdom.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“Build back bigger. Build back bolder. Build back badder.”
“A lot of people don't like me, very unfortunately.”
“Nobody reads the Bible more than me.”
“My father was from Germany. He had great genes. I have great genes.”
“I've never cried. I don't know why.”
“No collusion. No collusion. No collusion. None.”
“I have a much bigger brain than he has.”
“Everyone is saying it. Everyone. Believe me.”