The Toupee, looking smug

Bragging · 1987

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvases or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals.

— Attributed to Donald J. Trump —

The Toupee's Take

And I am the crown on the artist. Without me, those deals look SIGNIFICANTLY less deal-ly. I am essential to the aesthetic. Look it up.

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