“I'm a very stable genius.”

“I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.”

“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

“We're going to build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”

“We're going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning.”

“I alone can fix it.”

“The FAKE NEWS media is the enemy of the American people.”

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

“Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvases or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals.”

“I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius... and a very stable genius at that!”

“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

“Great being with the Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food... I p...”