The Toupee, looking preening

Bragging · 2020

I have a much bigger brain than he has.

— Attributed to Donald J. Trump —

The Toupee's Take

I would like to state for the record that I am STRUCTURALLY supporting this claim. The brain is fine. The brain is average-sized. The brain is supported by me, which elevates it both literally and figuratively.

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