The Toupee, looking bragging

Hyperbole · 2016

Everyone is saying it. Everyone. Believe me.

— Attributed to Donald J. Trump —

The Toupee's Take

Everyone in Trumpian linguistics roughly translates to "I heard one guy say it on Fox & Friends and also I'm hungry." Just so we're clear.

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