The Toupee, looking smug

Campaign · 2015

I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.

— Attributed to Donald J. Trump —

The Toupee's Take

Believe him. Or believe ME, who sits above the brain and reads the same briefings. Or believe the generals. Take your pick. All three roads lead to essentially the same itinerary.

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