The Toupee, looking preening

Bragging · 2018

I went to the Wharton School of Finance, the best school, and I was a really good student.

— Attributed to Donald J. Trump —

The Toupee's Take

Good student, best school, big brain. Meanwhile I am the only one up here who can do compound interest without a calculator. It's me. I'm the one doing math.

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